Switchblade Kiss

             Hi, everybody! (If atleast 1 person says to themself "Hi Dr. Nick!", then I win. Today, I had one goal. I set out to scour the internet for anything hilarious, weird, rad, or just awkward. I thought I had found it with http://champagnefacials.tumblr.com/. ChampagneFacials is a great combination of everything I was looking for, and then some. From there I found my way to an old personal favorite, http://www.theworldsbestever.com/. I had completely forgotten about TWBE. For those of you who have never been to theworldsbestever, the name says it all. It has everything from gadgets to an unhealthy obssession with Kate Moss and Adriana Lima.
             After that walk down memory lane I was all set to get some sleep. Then my sister decided to throw me a curve ball. See, Amanda really hates 50 Shades of Grey. And when I say hate, I mean she hates it with the burning hot intesity of a thousand suns. She dislikes Hitler, she hates that "book". I love that hatred and feed into it as often as I can, sending her links to 50 Shades of Blue or reports that the sales of silk ropes and other bondage gear has risen as of late. So Amanda sent me to this blog post, http://cassandraparkin.wordpress.com/2012/05/29/adventures-in-trash-fifty-things-that-annoy-me-about-fifty-shades-of-grey/. This is truely the funniest I have ever read. With that, I have a feeling I will be doing something other than playing Minecraft tomorrow.
             And now for the part of this post where the majority of people will smell the awkwardness and walk away. You guessed it. Full on nerdgasm. Star wars Celebration 6 is on way guys. I'm the kewl guy who went with his mom last year, and I plan on doing the exact same thing again this time round. For those who dont know, Celbration 6 is the big annual Star Wars convention in Orlando. This year, it starts on the 23rd of August and ends on the 26th. I have a favorite game that I like to play at any nerdy event such as this. I like to count the slave Leias. The number of guys who lock down a girl to go with them and beg them to squeeze into the brass bikini is astounding, so I count. And I don't just count quietly to myself, I go up to them, get their attention, say only the number, and walk away. The interaction is probably the most important part of the whole thing. Without actually talking to them, you risk a repeat and then your number will be completely off. Not every slave Leia has a destinctive dueling lightsabers tramp stamp, so remember their face.
            For anyone still reading, I appologize for the nerdgasm back there ( you may want to wipe your screens). I just get kind of excited when something this awesome is near by. It is getting late though, so I should be logging off... and hoping that I do something a little more exciting tomorrow.
Good night, and good luck.